There's a thunder in our hearts, baby.

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 06:07:45 +0100

I love watching interviews with celebrities when they look really deep in thought before they answer...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 12:37:20 +0100

I love watching interviews with celebrities when they look really deep in thought before they answer a question, so I think “aaawh shiet, someones gonna drop some deep knowledge or some shit”.

Then they open their mouth and I realize they’re just high as a fucking kite. Makes ‘em more relatable.

rupindah: Jesus paid for your sins but for everything else there’s MasterCard

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:17:23 +0100

rupindah:

Jesus paid for your sins but for everything else there’s MasterCard

fawkes-: my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:10:25 +0100

fawkes-:

my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

misunderstood-by-s0ci3ty: hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:02:29 +0100

misunderstood-by-s0ci3ty:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

oh. my. fucking. god. I’m so done. you my friend are a genius.

tw abuse, ed, si

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 02:52:58 +0100

missvoltairine:

“Teenage girls are the worst”, said the white 20something man, rolling his eyes at a demographic with some of the highest rates of sexual abuse, eating disorders, and self-mutilation. “Ugh, it’s not like they have any REAL problems.”

Getting really anxious about the new Shameless US episode. What even. This is ridiculous. Last weeks...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:52:00 +0100

Getting really anxious about the new Shameless US episode. What even. This is ridiculous. Last weeks episode just made me really uncomfortable, for Ian/Mickey reasons, like… Damn. It kinda overshadowed all the hilariousness of Carl.

*edit* Just read that out loud, I sound mental. Great. Whatever, someone out there surely feels my pain. ~~Like the entire Ian x Mickey tag.~~

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 19:47:14 +0100

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Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:05:47 +0100

Here’s the thing, you don’t get to choose whether or not what you said or did was offensive. If...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:14:02 +0100

Here’s the thing, you don’t get to choose whether or not what you said or did was offensive. If someone got offended, it was offensive. End of. You might not have wanted it to be, but it was.

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Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:27:19 +0100

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:23:37 +0100

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

charles-strider: tricksterjaneycrocker: sillylemmingsplayplace:...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:50:15 +0100

charles-strider:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

sillylemmingsplayplace:

i made a harlem shake

the official tumblr harlem shake

this is my favorite harlem shake ever

I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:42:40 +0100

I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just fill myself with those things than admit that im really lonely and not happy and want to cry most of the time.

cooperativeescapism: (church-of-hot-addiction’s brilliant idea)

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:35:03 +0100

cooperativeescapism:

(church-of-hot-addiction’s brilliant idea)

dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough...

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:30:06 +0100

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

phosphorescentt: stop calling my stretch marks tiger stripes I was never pregnantI didn’t earn them...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:58:43 +0100

phosphorescentt:

stop calling my stretch marks tiger stripes

I was never pregnant
I didn’t earn them by gaining muscle

I got fucking fat really fast by being lazy and eating too much

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Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:51:08 +0100

Got yelled at for “constantly changing the google picture thingy”. Yes, you read that...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:01:12 +0100

Got yelled at for “constantly changing the google picture thingy”.

Yes, you read that right. My mother gave me a talking to because Google keeps changing their logo.

faineemae: People giving Beyonce shit for using Mrs.Carter for her World Tour because apparently...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:19:36 +0100

faineemae:

People giving Beyonce shit for using Mrs.Carter for her World Tour because apparently taking your husband’s name is not empowering.

Jay-Z took her last name as well, it’s Knowles-Carter.

Do you have anything else to say??