I love watching interviews with celebrities when they look really deep in thought before they answer a question, so I think “aaawh shiet, someones gonna drop some deep knowledge or some shit”. 

Then they open their mouth and I realize they’re just high as a fucking kite. Makes ‘em more relatable. 

rupindah:

Jesus paid for your sins but for everything else there’s MasterCard

fawkes-:

my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

misunderstood-by-s0ci3ty:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

oh. my. fucking. god. I’m so done. you my friend are a genius.

tw abuse, ed, si

missvoltairine:

“Teenage girls are the worst”, said the white 20something man, rolling his eyes at a demographic with some of the highest rates of sexual abuse, eating disorders, and self-mutilation. “Ugh, it’s not like they have any REAL problems.”

Getting really anxious about the new Shameless US episode. What even. This is ridiculous. Last weeks episode just made me really uncomfortable, for Ian/Mickey reasons, like… Damn. It kinda overshadowed all the hilariousness of Carl.

*edit* Just read that out loud, I sound mental. Great. Whatever, someone out there surely feels my pain. Like the entire Ian x Mickey tag.

Here’s the thing, you don’t get to choose whether or not what you said or did was offensive. If someone got offended, it was offensive. End of. You might not have wanted it to be, but it was.

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just fill myself with those things than admit that im really lonely and not happy and want to cry most of the time.